Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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