Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
