I just made out with a guy for $7.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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