Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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