This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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