Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
high people should be assigned attendants
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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