this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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