Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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