She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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