can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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