its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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