You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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