Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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