got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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