If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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