At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i've created a new STD.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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