You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
and she was petting her beer can
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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