Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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