Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
