The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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