I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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