and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
birth control should be required to get into college
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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