YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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