kristin has been a bad kristin
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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