I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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