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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"

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  So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.

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  Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"

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• (619): View more from California

  Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"

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• (716): View more from New York

  Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl

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  Find him and marry him.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor

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  Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone

  (469): View more from Texas

  Noooo he’s listed as free food #5

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