I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?