I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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