margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Porn is love you can see.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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