i barfeds in our rink
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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