does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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