make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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