So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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