So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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