Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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