forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I enjoy the company of your penis
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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