Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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