The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She's the barista slut.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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