I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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