Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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