I'm so fucking centered right now
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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