I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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