Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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