that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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