I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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