just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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