I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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