even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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