i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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