Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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