i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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