i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
