guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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