Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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