I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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