Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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