would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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